Our Lollipops are
Fancy (AF) | Affordable | Delicious | Available

Bold flavors that you need to try. You might think that lollipops are for kids, and you would be wrong. These are premium grade, fancy (af) lollipops that are too high quality to waste on kids.

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- Things people say


“I’d suck on those.” – Holly from Facebook
“This pop’s a banger!!!” – Leo (Official Taster)
“I don’t even have to try them.” – Thomas (A Person that speaks for his daily wages)
” Tasty, Gourmet, Fresh. The bomb dot com!! Lick away!!!” -H. Shaw
“I’ve seen Tim win a comedy competition with a set made of only pizza jokes. He’s a great guy.” – Joe XO
“I rode out to a show with Tim the other day. Left his house with an orange and a crystal pepsi. Can’t hate that. It all made sense somehow”. – Bryce Damuth

The Story of Big Tim’s Fancy (AF) Lollipops

Big Tim Murphy is (in the words of the Orlando Weekly) a comedy legend in Orlando, Florida.  Not content to just bring laughs to his shows, he decided he would also provide sweet treats.  So, he started selling lollipops.

At the affordable price of just 75 cents, Big Tim was able to provide candy to all of his adoring fans.

One day, the evil supplier decided he was no longer going to sell lollipops to Big Tim.  Instead of starting a tumblr page bitching about how the man was keeping him down, Big Tim went to work and opened up a factory making his own fancy (af) lollipops.

Fancy (AF) Flavors

Current tasty flavors that Big Tim’s Fancy (AF) Lollipops has made:

  • Cherry
  • Root Beer
  • Cotton Candy
  • Oblivion Taproom BBC (Bacon and Bourbon Caramel)
  • Oblivion Taproom Salty BBC (Bacon and Salted Bourbon Caramel)
  • Red Licorice
  • Sour Cherry
  • Vanilla Saffron
  • Toasted Coconut
  • Green Apple VooDoo-Dollipops
  • Tiger’s Blood
  • Butterscotch
  • Pabst Blue Ribbon
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Fancy (AF) Lollipop News

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